The reader (by hubrsso)
Gilbert: I would like to have a girlfriend I can talk to without it turning into a screaming match!
Anne: Yeah, well, I’d like a boyfriend who other girls don’t stare at all the time!
Gilbert: How is it my fault girls stare at me?!
Anne: Oooh, you could look worse if you wanted to.
Gilbert: I can’t believe how jealous you get!
Anne: Oh, oh, so you think I’m ugly?!
Gilbert: What?!?